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I saw this post on gizmodo about this female product – inflatable bra, I laugh my ass off.

Here is what the editor post and comments people made.

Editor:

Based on my non-existent Chinese skills, I managed to understand that thisinflatable bra makes boobs big, BIG, BIG. And I guess it comes with odd sound effects included? Can someone watch please this commercial and translate for me?

I just really need to know whether the voice over guy or the girl with the measuring tape are included with the purchase or sold separately.

Comments:

• Pessimippopotamus
  02:21 AM

  That… is amazing… So what’s this video about again?

  

  Pootie Tang
  02:00 AM

  
  Very hot, but still can’t beat “The Bro”

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  valkilmerisawful
  01:57 AM

  Um, I think I just had sex… I feel like such a slut. I wish I could make this commercial my alarm clock. Unlike others, I didn’t laugh. I simply signed up for chnlove.com and began writing letters to educated Chinese women. All of them. Lucky for me, LAX is closer to China than Logan. I figure I can do 2-3 trips a week, and wed 8-10 nice ladies per month. DONE.

  [edit] I’m sorry I’m an editing cheater.

  

  Edited by valkilmerisawful at 11/07/09 2:02 AM

  theseraph
  01:39 AM

  i couldn’t watch for more than a minute, i’m rofling all over the place because my eyes see boobs but my ears are hearing chinese food. seriously though, this will help a lot of shy girls get the attention they want until plastic surgery becomes affordable.
  yeah i’m going to hell, i know it.

  

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  valkilmerisawful
  01:58 AM

  @theseraph: No, didn’t you see? The bra weighs 57 oz. less than silicone. They don’t NEED plastic surgery to fool us anymore. That’s even worse.

  

  edward.quintana89
  01:37 AM

  But wait call in the next five minutes and we will double your order.

  

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  spannu
  02:10 AM

  @edward.quintana89: Or your breast size.

  

  Chun Kah Tuea
  01:12 AM

  Sorry to disappoint… The voice is not included…

  anyway the video is saying the OL have the choice to choice what cup she wants, be it during work(E cup), Shopping(C) or partying(B)

  Using the new patented God’s Hand, it can inflate itself and push you breast up to make it bigger…

  It’s lighter then most breast pading.

  Then the “live” result show… proves that it works… But she wants it bigger… increasing the size by 5.5cm at the end…

  It’s something that you can choose and automatically gets it.

  It even comes with minerals from japan to care for your breast by improving blood flow and making the girl healtier…

  Ending the last girl said,

  It’s not only Big , but also big in comfort and heath.

  And the last stretch the guy tries to compare against similar products and then he got cut off at the cushioned bra… part.

  Hope this help in the understanding of the product… those “Push Up” looks like aftereffects to me… … XD

  

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  Ryanrule
  01:06 AM

  Wow lets get this ad to all teen girls stat. I hear they are WAY to happy lately; this should knock those fuckers down.

  

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  Calzo
  12:37 AM

  We should start a money drive so that we can get rosa a pair of these. I mean not that she needs them or not that I would know if she needs them… I mean I wish i knew but… my keyboard just broke.

  

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  Con Seannery
  12:54 AM

  @Calzo: Slow down there, son. Seems like you’re getting a bit flustered as the night wears on. I guess I can see that, though, I mean, as we all know, #RosaRocks…

  

  Rosa Golijan
  01:00 AM

  @Calzo: Look. I can deal with the pervy emails, but the banhammer and restraining order forms come out if I start getting unsolicited underwear in the mail .

  

  Calzo
  01:01 AM

  @Con Seannery: … Yeah but my keyboards still broken. I mean like it works when I reply to you but lets say rosa reads that and is less than happy… well then it’s broken again.

  

  Calzo
  01:06 AM

  @Rosa Golijan: *runs to mailbox*

  

  Perk-i
  12:36 AM

  This shows that high-pressure marketing and an expansive product line can be used to dramatically inflate sales. As long as the company follows breast-practices and takes strong prophy-lactic measures to ensure that they don’t go bust, they’ll go down in mammary as one of the rising stars in an otherwise under-developed industry.

  

  zjgz
  12:46 AM

  @Perk-i: I personally think this will just bust and open a can of worms and cause a rack-et among feminist groups. But maybe it will last for a while and the company suck from that teat until it runs dry.

  

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  Con Seannery
  12:55 AM

  @zjgz: Tits.

  

  CheeseGamer
  12:32 AM

  This is one of those times where I just don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

  

  Calzo
  12:47 AM

  @CheeseGamer: Shit yourself. Then you’ll end up doing both.

  

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  AcidFaux
  12:31 AM

  00:22, is it Space Channel 5’s main theme that I hear?

  

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  elvisml2
  12:22 AM

  I just can’t get over how many of us are home on a Friday night, but up after midnight. Should I be embarrassed? Judging by the other comments…yes.

  

  elvisml2
  12:23 AM

  @elvisml2: Of course you’re an idiot. Do you think you’re in the only time-zone? And why are you talking to yourself?

  

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  Con Seannery
  12:58 AM

  @elvisml2: Because you don’t have a girl to wear that bra for you, perhaps?

  

  spider2544
  12:21 AM

  this bra will lead to the biggest disappointments in the bed room, since my prom night.

  

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  Jimmy From The Block
  12:21 AM

  Man their commercial breaks must be like half an hour.

  

  josh_yth
  12:25 AM

  @Jimmy From The Block: you have no idea how much i hate watching chinese channel from mainland, some of them could last as long as an hour!!!!! i’m glad that channel from Hong Kong is more like the one here.

  

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  Duckspwn:Loves Approving Reds
  12:20 AM

  Why Herrooo!
  Was it just me, or did it look like they used CGI for the inflating and the boob size increasing? When they showed it in action, it just looked so fake. (Not talking about the actual renders, talking about when the models demonstrated them)

  

  ripfire
  01:02 AM

  @Duckspwn: Japanese pronounce L as R. Chinese pronouse R as L.

  

  Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected
  12:16 AM

  Is there a testicle version? Wait, don’t answer that.

  

  Edited by Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected at 11/07/09 12:17 AM

  Calzo
  12:11 AM

  The chinese make them bigger and the Japs heat ‘em up. Oh asia how I love you.

  

  caine3320
  12:27 AM

  @Calzo: Agreed.

  And to think, for me, it all started with a CD clock I won in a candy-bar-selling contest. I wanted to see if there was anything on the CD they used to make the clock. Lo and behold! Japanese porn! Thus began a love affair…

  

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  spannu
  12:10 AM

  I want one of these for my butt.

  

  Mike Zuniga: That was Unexpected
  12:35 AM

  @spannu: What WHAT in the butt?

  

  njso18
  12:09 AM

  It took them this long to come up with the female version of the penis pump?haha

  

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