I saw this post on gizmodo about this female product – inflatable bra, I laugh my ass off.
Here is what the editor post and comments people made.
Editor:
Based on my non-existent Chinese skills, I managed to understand that thisinflatable bra makes boobs big, BIG, BIG. And I guess it comes with odd sound effects included? Can someone watch please this commercial and translate for me?
I just really need to know whether the voice over guy or the girl with the measuring tape are included with the purchase or sold separately.
Um, I think I just had sex… I feel like such a slut. I wish I could make this commercial my alarm clock. Unlike others, I didn’t laugh. I simply signed up for chnlove.com and began writing letters to educated Chinese women. All of them. Lucky for me, LAX is closer to China than Logan. I figure I can do 2-3 trips a week, and wed 8-10 nice ladies per month. DONE.
i couldn’t watch for more than a minute, i’m rofling all over the place because my eyes see boobs but my ears are hearing chinese food. seriously though, this will help a lot of shy girls get the attention they want until plastic surgery becomes affordable.
yeah i’m going to hell, i know it.
We should start a money drive so that we can get rosa a pair of these. I mean not that she needs them or not that I would know if she needs them… I mean I wish i knew but… my keyboard just broke.
@Calzo: Slow down there, son. Seems like you’re getting a bit flustered as the night wears on. I guess I can see that, though, I mean, as we all know, #RosaRocks…
@Calzo: Look. I can deal with the pervy emails, but the banhammer and restraining order forms come out if I start getting unsolicited underwear in the mail .
@Con Seannery: … Yeah but my keyboards still broken. I mean like it works when I reply to you but lets say rosa reads that and is less than happy… well then it’s broken again.
This shows that high-pressure marketing and an expansive product line can be used to dramatically inflate sales. As long as the company follows breast-practices and takes strong prophy-lactic measures to ensure that they don’t go bust, they’ll go down in mammary as one of the rising stars in an otherwise under-developed industry.
@Perk-i: I personally think this will just bust and open a can of worms and cause a rack-et among feminist groups. But maybe it will last for a while and the company suck from that teat until it runs dry.
@Jimmy From The Block: you have no idea how much i hate watching chinese channel from mainland, some of them could last as long as an hour!!!!! i’m glad that channel from Hong Kong is more like the one here.
Why Herrooo!
Was it just me, or did it look like they used CGI for the inflating and the boob size increasing? When they showed it in action, it just looked so fake. (Not talking about the actual renders, talking about when the models demonstrated them)
And to think, for me, it all started with a CD clock I won in a candy-bar-selling contest. I wanted to see if there was anything on the CD they used to make the clock. Lo and behold! Japanese porn! Thus began a love affair…
Keepin’ it rea fake this sentence people should somehow see it somewhere on the internet.
Some unknown factories, they make cheap products’ clone, most of them are high tech, very famous top selling products. For example, iPhone clone, Macbook clone, G1 Android clone… and most importantly they are all made in China, I don’t know how they did it. Maybe actual user interface is different(never use it before) but by looking they look exactly the same(oh, I haven’t mention they also improved the tech-I will talk about that later for the iPhone). One of the obvious difference is THE PRICE – cheap!
Why call is Shanzhai not just XXX’s clone is simply because the products are made in China you heard it from Chinese, and people likes to give their products a name. Call it clone doesn’t sound good, its like almost fake products(it is but you don’t really call your stuff XXX’s clone right), So Shanzhai is the new trend word, its like a fashion, they changes from time to time. Western counties don’t really have Shanzhai cuz the special Chinese background made it – simply explain it “hundreds thousands years ago, bunch of good or bad people took a mountains/village build themselves cottages to against the government at that period of time. Their territory called Shanzhai.” but if I use google translate Shanzhai means cottage. I think that is the closest meaning we can get if you don’t know the background.
So let’s get back to the Shanzhai products(btw, Shanzhai is not a manufactory but a name, No matter which factory made what products we all call it Shanzhai).
02:21 AM
02:00 AM
Very hot, but still can’t beat “The Bro”
01:57 AM
[edit] I’m sorry I’m an editing cheater.
01:39 AM
yeah i’m going to hell, i know it.
01:58 AM
01:37 AM
02:10 AM
01:12 AM
anyway the video is saying the OL have the choice to choice what cup she wants, be it during work(E cup), Shopping(C) or partying(B)
Using the new patented God’s Hand, it can inflate itself and push you breast up to make it bigger…
It’s lighter then most breast pading.
Then the “live” result show… proves that it works… But she wants it bigger… increasing the size by 5.5cm at the end…
It’s something that you can choose and automatically gets it.
It even comes with minerals from japan to care for your breast by improving blood flow and making the girl healtier…
Ending the last girl said,
It’s not only Big , but also big in comfort and heath.
And the last stretch the guy tries to compare against similar products and then he got cut off at the cushioned bra… part.
Hope this help in the understanding of the product… those “Push Up” looks like aftereffects to me… … XD
01:06 AM
12:37 AM
12:54 AM
01:00 AM
01:01 AM
01:06 AM
12:36 AM
12:46 AM
12:55 AM
12:32 AM
12:47 AM
12:31 AM
12:22 AM
12:23 AM
12:58 AM
12:21 AM
12:21 AM
12:25 AM
12:20 AM
Was it just me, or did it look like they used CGI for the inflating and the boob size increasing? When they showed it in action, it just looked so fake. (Not talking about the actual renders, talking about when the models demonstrated them)
01:02 AM
12:16 AM
12:11 AM
12:27 AM
And to think, for me, it all started with a CD clock I won in a candy-bar-selling contest. I wanted to see if there was anything on the CD they used to make the clock. Lo and behold! Japanese porn! Thus began a love affair…
12:10 AM
12:35 AM
12:09 AM